June 2012
jesusferris:
drop dead after seeing those prices
glamour kills my wallet
down but not out of my mind to pay that much
br0crastinator:
Today I showed my friend a cut on my hand and I asked if it looked infected, he said maybe I should put some alcohol on it, alcohol! ALCOHOL? SO I STOOD UP AND PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE AND THEN DRANK HIS TEARS AND SAID “IM STRAIGHT FUCKING EDGE I’LL SEE YOU IN THE FUCKIN PIT
me when my friends are sad: basically becomes a psychiatrist
my friends when im sad: ok
p-resident:
p-resident
why are you all following me
is someone paying you
is it my mum
downthedarkestroad:
Forever losing spending my money trying to be the nice guy and always failing why does the nice guy always lose why must you be so confusing why cant things just be simple ?? Fuck feelings
its because she’s a bitch