oh you want the link to my tumblr do you?
WELL YOU CAN GET FUCKED.
Jack and Alex's Back-to-School Tips!
Jack: “Don’t put pictures of us in our underwear on your binder. You will get suspended and possibly molested by the school law enforcement agency”
Alex: “Don’t walk down the hallway with your sweatshirt, or books, or book bag in front of your crotch because many people will assume you have a boner. Unless you have a boner! Then you can do it. ‘Cause I used to get boners all the time.”
Jack: “It's like jail, you gotta go into the school and you gotta make everyone your bitch. It’s just so no one steals you lunch money.”
Alex: “You gotta go into the school and rape everyone.”